it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
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When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
The empty keg landed on my head. It's a good thing we already got shitfaced or i'd be a vegetable and the humor would be completely lost.
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
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It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
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