I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
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We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
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I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
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