I just saw a guy give a mop to his fat wife and say "Look, an exercise stick!"
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
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i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
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I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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