Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
So this was during drunk golfing. She started wacking me off on the ninth hole and an old couple rolls up next to us. And Says "hey gu- oh my golly" and while my penis is in her hand I'm like "sorry you guys can play through"
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
Randomize