It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
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it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
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Nearly got hit by a blue bell ice cream truck. Can I count on you to make plenty of puns like "her life was sweet, and so was her death" at my funeral if that was to happen?
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
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