I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
i told her that she could bring as many friends as she wanted and then she asked how many people i could fit in my bed...BEST. DAY. EVERRRR.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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