tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
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She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
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Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.