The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
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you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
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I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
I'm highly inebriated watching star wars, this text was sent via the force
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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