this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
So my mom just called me into her room and showed me a condom wrapper she found in my room. "Oh that's from when I was like 16." I don't think that was very comforting.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
I got asked if I was pregnant as a pickup line
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
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