Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
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