I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
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I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
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hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
Masturbated furiously for a half hour; ate a fistful of chocolate, then took a nap. Woke up and finished wrapping presents. I've got this holiday thing down.