You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
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dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
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I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!