jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
Bitch looked at my dick and said "I thought they called you horsecock, I'm already disappointed"
I told you that line would get her home never said it was a good idea
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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