I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
I just watched my ex butt chug a quart of eggnog. Why did I dump her again?
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
When I planned out my evening, "co-author lesbian vampire erotica" was not anywhere on my list of expected activities.
Me neither, but hey, this is where we've ended up. Let's embrace the moment.
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