Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
Sometimes you have a life bucket list item checked off like 4 tits in your face simultaneously and getting to bang them both. I'm sorry I bailed on skiing but not really. Coming over with a boombox playing 'heat of the moment' as soon as I can hail a cab cause I'm too drunk to drive still...
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
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