me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
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The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
Well my door is unlocked for you, I'll be in the bathtub drinking a pre-mixed bottle of margarita until I forget the degree to which my life sucks.
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Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
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