So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
so on my way home this naked dude runs right in front me his weiner at half mast screaming i'm only doing this cause its a 50 dollar dare
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
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Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
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There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
Somehow I just turned an entire McDonald's bag upside down in my car and not a single fry fell out. The Lord really does work in mysterious ways.
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