I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
I'm drunk. And at a vegan cafe. You would hate it. Don't tell my hipster friend but I kinda hate it too.
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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