is your mom at the bar?
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
Come see our sink grown plant.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
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