Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
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The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
You FaceTimed your mom in the back of the limo telling her how many guys you hooked up with at the concert
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
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