i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
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Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
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I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
Just brought out that old CCM hockey helmet. The one covered in sharpie penises with "DRUNK BUCKET" written across the front. The number of tally marks / initials from tonight's drunk stunts alone is equal parts inspiring and alarming.
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
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