his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
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Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
The air was thick with penises
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
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Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
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