i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
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if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
The uberlube is also flammable
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You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
Damn victory sex feels great
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
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