Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
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At least a dozen asian tourists will be showing their friends pictures of me peeing off of Hoover Dam with a cop pointing his gun at me when they get home. I worry about the impact on their children.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
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you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
New guy at the liquor store was inexplicably fascinated by our huge jug of williams. First he said what are you gonna mix THAT with? and looked confused when I said air.
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
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