She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
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