Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
i think im in europe. pls send help
Damn victory sex feels great
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
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