just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
Oh! I forgot to tell you. Part of that weird ass dream last night. I was jamie lee curtis and I cut off all my hair because yogurt.
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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