...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
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He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
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Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
Just discovered evidence of drunken eBay bid. Drunk Mike did pretty good -- I'm getting a new sleeping bag.
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
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