So drunk, too bad you don't want this
i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
Everything about him screamed your future.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
Randomize
