so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
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turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
You were so drunk you tried to sell your salsa to everyone on the restaurant.
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
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Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
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