I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
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