They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
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after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
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we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
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