Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
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well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
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I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
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