hey is it cool if i invite some fat girls to the party so i can be the skinny one?
yeah okay. but if i take one home with me you have to come over in the morning and tell her to get her shit and go.
Just took my morning after pill in the library
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
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Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
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I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
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