Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
Randomize
