Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
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The guy who took my order at mcdonalds asked for my number. I think we should start fucking fast food employees, they're easy and think we're goddesses.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
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Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
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