It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
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everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
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Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
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