I'm curled up in a ball on the floor of my office with the lights off. I hope no one notices. No more open bar. Woof.
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
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