Are we in a gay sports bar?
so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
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