He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
He serenaded me a cappella to Ed Sheeran. I wasn't going to leave his dick unsucked.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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