Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
Okay I know I said I was going to quit drinking for a while but apparently pumpkin pie flavored vodka is a thing and I will not rest until I have some.
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Randomize
