my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
Im part way to drunk.
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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