Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
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