I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
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PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
Just saw the mall santa roll by on a rascal scooter holding a chic-fil-a milkshake and stop to chat up trio of cute 20-somethings. New hero.
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
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I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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