spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Santa Claus winked at me two tables over at the Chinese place tonight I was almost afraid he knew "getting laid" was my Christmas wish
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
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You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
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Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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