I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
I just realized I've stolen a hat from every guy I fucked. Except the last one. Maybe there is hope for me.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
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you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
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I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
We were in the uber and you were crying because you wanted to be an Olympic gymnast. The driver tried to console you and you just cried harder
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
Why is the toilet broken? Why did I wake up naked in the shower, hugging a bath mat? WHY IS THE TOILET BROKEN?
Is it just clogged or something?
No! There are actual chunks of toilet on the floor.
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