i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
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