when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
No more cocaine. I spent two hours in my bathroom convincing myself I was ugly. Is this what a period feels like?
You're the worst gay friend ever.
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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