we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
it only takes four glasses of wine for me to ride an elephant with a stranger.
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
Like every two minutes he would pull out and whipser "don't you do it, you bastard" while looking at his penis. His new name in my phone is 'penis whisperer'
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