You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Remind me to tell you the Scottish bar story tomorrow
Remind me to tell you it was a shitty story when you're done telling it tomorrow
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
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Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
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Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
I'm Michael Phelps, Olympic Champion.
Are you just smoking weed? Cause that's not actually a Michael Phelps costume
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
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