How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
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It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
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Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
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