If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
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For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
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it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
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