He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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