Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I woke up at 5am and he was watching me sleep... Come get meee!!??
Why is my head in the toilet this morning but there is vomit behind the toilet
my sisters under your porch take her home
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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