so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
And when he pulled me off the bathroom floor, he just looked at the cat litter stuck to my chin and said "oh sweetie" and shook his head. I think my dad's officially given up hope.
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
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