The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
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You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
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I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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